So in this article I will attempt my hand at a short story which for all intents and purposes I have not done since about the fourth grade. I am now 23 and in college, but hey if at first you don't succeed try try again, right? Well let us see how bad or good I do first. In order to do this on the spot and get it out to everybody all I will be doing in the meantime until I have the time to go back and revise it is checking for spelling errors. So you have been forewarned that there...

Many KNOW about the release of Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 on DVD on Oct. 5th. Few KNOW about the release of Fahrenhype 9/11, the rebuttal to Fahrenheit 9/11 and Michael Moore on DVD on Oct. 5th. So if you really want to be an indenpendant thinker instead of mindless automaton, watch both, and compare, than see which one was true, but don't stick to one because it just supports your party...anyways before I get too deep, just watch both with an OPEN MIND, mind you, Open not closed...

A Parody of the American Public's Love With Socialism Oh how I love Socialism for my health care is provided for by my Big Brother, though it takes weeks and months to get into see a Doctor, I don't have to pay for that Doctor, but alas the poor Mister Doctor seems so sad when treating patients and carefree(less actually) that when I go in for a broken arm, I have my leg amputated, but I don't care because my health care is provided by Big Brother. Oh how I love Socialism for my...

So, figured I would go more in depth to who I am. My real name is Erik, or for the geeks ShoZan = Erik (ShoZan Offline) Did say I was 23 years old, right? Well anyways my birthday is February and I was born in the year following 1980, but before the year 1982. Forgive me if I repeat myself. My goal in life as I should have said before is teaching English abroad, but mostly in Japan, like the culture and people. A secondary goal that I usually keep hidden from the public eye is my...

Necro, why because I have a deep fascination and love affair with the state of death, not that wish to be dead, but I look at death in a whole different light than most if not everybody out there, so that's why the Necro. ShoZan, well if you read Get to Know ShoZan 1, you would know why. Why Necro ShoZan, because right now I am dead tired. Speaking of which, and I was looking into all sorts of Goth fashions, and I the only fashion that even comes close to myself, would be the black b...

As not seen on ShoZan's Little Blog on the Prairie [LINK] Got this sent to me, and watched it. I can say it is clean and funny. News Report [LINK[ in Windows Media Video Format, right click and click on save as, unless you have clicks set up for Windows Media Files. Damn those subtitles!!!!!!

Came up with this idea whilst responding to a thread about Jebus Day. For those who don't know Jebus, I know he lives in a trailer park down off I-40 right across from Big Boy's and he is the son of Gawd Darnit. This is a proposition for a day in which we look back at famous gravediggers, celebrate their lives and contributions, than dig them up so they can celebrate also. Thus the name for the day is Gravedigger's Day. We could wear costumes, dressing up as our favorite gravedigger...

In an effort to be fair and equal to all parties, and since Kerry started the trend, I thought it would be nice to have candidates and their middle initial associated with a negative term, so here's what I think so far. (Please don't forget third parties, if I knew their middle initial and more about them I would post it) Now this is for fun, so before someone goes flying of the handle, THIS IS FOR FUN, get a sense of humor, you can probably buy one at your local supermarket for $19.99....

Well in an effort to be more a blogger, I thought first more information should be known about me. What's in a name? ShoZan. Most people probably think it is just something crazy and just nothing more than a weird name, why would he (yes I am a he) choose such an name. Well there's a story behind it and I will tell a little bit of it now. ShoZan is derived from the pronounciation of my oldest and most often used nick, a nick that I can trace back to using in at least '92 when I...

Now as this is my first ever BLOG on the Ole' World Wide Web, I may not be as professional at this as other old hands, so cut me slack mateys, argh. I will become more accustomed to doing this and hopefully build an audience or just a place for my own insanity on the web, either way I can't lose.

In the spirit of historyishere who put up the 3D Political Quiz[LINK] , I thought I would post this Presidential one. Link to the Presidential Quiz [LINK] 1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%) What can I say I have a weird set of high standards. 2. Bush, President George W. - Republican (58%) 3. Badnarik, Michael - Libertarian (58%) 4. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (55%) 5. Peroutka, Michael - Constitution Party (24%) 6. Cobb, ...

Terrible news from Russia, sorry for posting this, but it should be known. My deepest sympathies to all Russian Families affected by this terrible tragedy. Link to Article[LINK] Russia Standoff Ends in Bloodshed for 200 Sep 3, 7:10 PM (ET) By MIKE ECKEL BESLAN, Russia (AP) - The three-day hostage siege at a school in southern Russia ended in chaos and bloodshed Friday, after witnesses said Chechen militants set off bombs and Russian commandos stormed the building. Host...

Whether you like his policies or not, I personally wish him success with his surgery, and hope he has a speedy and healthy recovery. Link to Article[LINK] Bill Clinton to Undergo Bypass Surgery Sep 3, 5:10 PM (ET) By FRANK ELTMAN NEW YORK (AP) - Bill Clinton was hospitalized with chest pains and shortness of breath Friday and will undergo heart bypass surgery in an operation that could sideline the former president at the height of the campaign for the White House. An...

Looking through some more articles I found this funny article, good stuff. Who do you think would win? Link to Article Who would win the 'duel'? During a contentious interview on MSNBC’s ‘Hardball,’ Zell Miller told host Chris Matthews, ‘I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel.’ Fresh from addressing the Republican National Convention, Sen. Zell Miller of Georgia appeared as a guest on the cable news program “Hardball” and was questioned by hos...