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Published on September 7, 2004 By ShoZan In Politics
In an effort to be fair and equal to all parties, and since Kerry started the trend, I thought it would be nice to have candidates and their middle initial associated with a negative term, so here's what I think so far. (Please don't forget third parties, if I knew their middle initial and more about them I would post it)

Now this is for fun, so before someone goes flying of the handle, THIS IS FOR FUN, get a sense of humor, you can probably buy one at your local supermarket for $19.99.

Start off with the first one that has started this thinking.
George W. Bush = W is for Wrong by Sen. John Kerry
George W. Bush = W is for Whacky, because sometimes he looks plain whacky, by myself.
John F. Kerry = F is for FUBAR by myself


That's all I got right now.

Comments
on Sep 07, 2004
John Flip-Flop Kerry
John Fibber Kerry

George Walowing bush.. ok not so good
George Whining Bush
George Wimpy Bush

This is tougher than you might think.
on Sep 07, 2004
odd that the bostonians initials are JFK....
on Sep 07, 2004

John "Fabulous" Kerry


George "WEST SIDE!" Bush

on Sep 07, 2004
George "Walrus" Bush (not because of any physical features, but because I could see him busting out a few "koo-koo-kachoos" at a press conference)

George "Wahine" Bush (hehehe...ask texas 'bout that one if you don't know)

John "Flake" Kerry
on Sep 07, 2004
koo-koo-kachoo
hahahahha gideon that made me laugh
on Sep 07, 2004
Just so third parties don't feel left out of the fun. I had trouble with some, so give me a break.

David K. Cobb (Green Party)
David "Kooky" Cobb
David "Knot Nader" Cobb

Leonard J. Peltier (Peace & Freedom Party)
Leonard "Jackknife" Peltier
Leonard "Joke" Peltier

Ralph Nader (Reform Party )
Ralph "Not the Green Party Candidate" Nader
Ralph "not on all the ballots" Nader
Ralph "I am pissed because I couldn't run with the Green Party the chose somebody else so now I am running with the Reform party because I want to damn it." Nader

Michael Badnarik (Libertarian Party)
Michael "Mary Jane" Badnarik
Michael "Hoosier" Badnarik

Roger Calero (Socialist Workers Party)
Roger "Foreign born, not eligible and my vp candidate is too young as well" Calero

John Parker (Workers World Party)
John "We support Worker revolutions by supporting the Soviets who crushed them" Parker

Walter F. Brown (Socialist Party USA)
Walter "For Non-Communist Communist Socialism" Brown

Michael A. Peroutka (Constitution Party)
Michael "A Big Forehead" Peroutka

If people know the above people better than by all means please make better ones, also I know I left some off, so if you feel left out add more people, but also don't forget to put what party that person belongs to so everything is equal
on Sep 07, 2004
Oh just saw this one and figured I would add it.

Diane B. Templin (American Party)
Diane "Bible-totin' " Templin
Diane "Biblical Referrin' " Templin
on Sep 07, 2004
George "What the Hell are you lookin' at?" Bush
George "Where are my pills?" Bush
George "What me Worry?" Bush

John "Full Metal Jacket" Kerry
John "Feminist Chicks Like Me" Kerry
John "Forget my Fumbles and help me build my Freedom Fearing Fortune" Kerry
PS - For the Love of Joe User will someone please visit my blog Link ...it's cold and lonely and there are wolves after me.
on Sep 07, 2004
George "What the Hell are you lookin' at?" Bush

Lol... what the hell are y'all looking at