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A Parody of the American Public's Love With Socialism
Published on September 13, 2004 By ShoZan In Politics
A Parody of the American Public's Love With Socialism


Oh how I love Socialism for my health care is provided for by my Big Brother, though it takes weeks and months to get into see a Doctor, I don't have to pay for that Doctor, but alas the poor Mister Doctor seems so sad when treating patients and carefree(less actually) that when I go in for a broken arm, I have my leg amputated, but I don't care because my health care is provided by Big Brother.



Oh how I love Socialism for my job is provided for by my Big Brother, even though we only go to school for a short while and are allowed to read no books other than the ones provided by my Big Brother, after we graduate we are given jobs and told to work our hardest for our community, and that we should work for our fellowman and woman as Big Brother tells us to do, surely my Big Brother knows what's best for I always wanted to be a writer, but my Big Brother says I must build bombs to help with our brothers and sisters effort to enlighten those who don't know about my Big Brother and how good he is.



Oh how I love Socialism for my well being is looked out for by my Big Brother, though he sees always and sees whatever I do, and scolds me whenever I do something else than what he told me to, I still have the freedom to do all the things my Big Brother tells me to do, surely my Big Brother will not lead me astray, or let people attack me, but he does more to protect us from people he protects us from ourselves, this is why I love my Big Brother, because that is what he told me to say.



Oh how I love Socialism for all the people on the Television like my Big Brother and tell me to do so as well, surely this stars who act in Big Brother's shows must surely know more than me about my Big Brother, for they tell me so, and that I would be an idiot otherwise if I did not follow their views, which they say come from Big Brother, even though they had me kill a mean old next door neighbor who would not watch Big Brother's shows and follow down the path with which Big Brother tells us to go.



I know Big Brother is watching and cares for my every need, but I must also strive my hardest to make sure I make my Big Brother proud or else I will get punished, because my Big Brother told me so and surely my Big Brother knows what is best for me.



Don't you want my Big Brother to watch over you, surely he know's what is best for you as well.

Comments
on Sep 13, 2004
I give you comic gold, and it falls flat, what is wrong with you people?

I hate you all!
on Sep 13, 2004
You just killed your post. NEVER be the first to respond to your own post. Oh, wait . . . you couldn't have killed it because now I am commenting. Hmmm . . . by commenting I have possibly lifted the curse. Please sacrifice some chickens to a statue of my likeness to show your gratitude.
on Sep 13, 2004
Hey how do you know about my chicken sacrificin' practices?
on Sep 14, 2004


The Chicken has been sacrificed.
on Sep 14, 2004
Woohoo! You are most definitely the Picture Master.
on Sep 14, 2004
Picture is worth a thousand words, I know somebody said it, I just don't know who.