Or how I learned to stop worrying and love insanity...
Dance the Dance of the Dancing Dance
Are we dancing yet?
Why not?
Silly you say?
No music you say?
Insane you say?
What else are you saying?
Look I am not a mind reader here, so what are you saying?
Come again, what was that you said?
I still can't hear you?
Just a little louder?
mmm-hmmm
yeah
I hear ya.
DAMN NOT SO LOUD!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DEAF?
Dance NOW!!
No Music?
Well put some on, damn it Janet!!
Got some music on now?
Say what, it is not music you can dance to, than why did you put it on?
Do I have to come over there and put some music for you to dance to on?
Good lord, acting like a two-year old, can we agree on one thing...why didn't you chose good dance music to begin with?
No answer?
Fine than!!
No, I SAID FINE!
FINE!
YEAH ALRIGHT FINE!!
Tanz mit Laibach
Dance with Laibach or another good group that has a good song and dance!!
DANCE NOW!!
Dance Fanatica!!
Hurry the Furry Little Gerbils will take you away if you don't dance!!
Here I will make the font bigger so you can be further away and dance!!
Big enough?
Good.
Are you dancing?
Good.
Now don't you feel better?
No?
Than LAUGH!!
Dance and Laugh now!!
LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH
Warning Laughter is proven to get you out of the blues!!
Now we are laughing and dancing having a merry time, aren't we?
Good, now if you still aren't happy, rinse and repeat!!
This message brought to you by the Committee for Dancing Lunatics, co-sponsored by the Laff-In Maniac Corporation and founded by the Pope Grimmy Grim Grimster X the 48th in who's memory we dance and laugh our blues away!!
Until I type again this is your laughing dancing friend, Pope Grimmy Grim Grimster X the 49th signing off!!
Oh, before I forget one last word before I go...
Plinko!!